1. I will stop reading newspaper in toilet.
2. I will stop eating mouth freshener after smoking. Trust me it never
helps. I always get busted.
3. I will stop spitting in public places. I will also stop staring at
people who in turn are staring at me for my deeds.
4. I will stop peeing while swimming.
5. I will be honest when i will fart.
6. I will stop checking out chicks from the side car mirrors.
7. I will stop peeping into neighbours smartphone or laptop in train and
bus.
8. I will stop noticing people who dye their hairs.
9. I will stop cleaning my nose with my finger. If i will do, then i will avoid shaking hands with people.
10. I will not check
Gmail and Facebook every 5 minutes.
11. I will not 'Like', 'Comment' or 'Post'
stupid statuses on Facebook.
12. I will not
respond to any stupid apps, games requests on Facebook.
13. I will close my
twitter account. Sorry to all those who are still thinking to follow me on
twitter.
14. I will not ask
friends to click on the ads on my websites.
15. I will not remove
my USB drive unless it is “safe to remove”.
16. I will not right
click and refresh the desktop for no reason.
17. I will not
forward texts and emails to bring me luck.
18. I will not pick
up my bosses call when i am with my wife.
19. I will not pick
up my wife’s call when i am with my boss.
20. I will not pick
up my bosses call or wife’s call when i am in toilet.
21. I will not forget
my marriage anniversary.
22. I will not argue
with my wife. I am tired of losing.
23. I will not purposely
forget my credit card at home before shopping with wife.
24. I will avoid
going to mobile and iPad stalls in a mall with wife. I will go to the home decor section.
25. I will not take
my family to watch geeky movies.
26. I will eat dinner
with family without TV or Laptop.
27. I will stop
watching south-indian dubbed Hindi movies on star gold channel.
28. I will not tell
watchman to bring potatoes, onions or milk.
29. I will wash my
jeans after wearing it 3 times.
30. I will stop writing
stupid blogs.